I had to all but take the bed apart to get to the cat so that I could wipe her butt clean before she could finish rubbing it on the carpet.
“You’re a mean one, human bitch…”😾🙄
Mission Accomplished. One clean butthole later, all those involved (mostly Lola, but the loiterers outside the Wipe Zone heard her and demanded crunches, lest they call the authorities for emotional damages) enjoyed treats while I put the top heavy mattress back on the bed.
It felt as if it weighed over 200 pounds. The mattress, not the cat. She’s only just over 20 pounds.